Mirror mirror on the wall whose face is that starring at me???? I know it's not mine!!!!
See--look here---there I believe is a dark spot coming--it looks like one of those from the magazines that they call--heaven forbid--an age spot!!! So I know this is not my face---and look here--under my eyes--the skin looks dark--like I am not getting enough sleep--and I know I get plenty--same as always--so those aren't my sad sacks!!!!
OH Mirror mirror on the wall--look at all the little lines and that dreadful word--wrinkles --here by the corners of my eyes--now I know this face belongs to someone else--I have always washed my face twice a day and used moisturizer--so I would never get them---those dreaded wrinkles--so mirror mirror--Please give this face to the real person who owns it and give me mine back----
NOW WE ARE TALKING--THIS FEELS MUCH BETTER ON ME--DON'T I LOOK JUST "BEAUTIFUL" now?????