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Sunday, April 10, 2011

SUNDAY'S FUNNIES!!!


Food for thought:
A doctor was addressing a large audience in the Grange Hall.

"the material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago.

  Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. High-fat diets can be dangerous. But there is one food that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating.  Can anyone tell me what that is???
   After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year -old man in the front row raised his hand and softly said, "Wedding cake."
(--C.Nickel)




              and of course -- that Miss Gracie!!!!!!

5 comments:

Carol said...

Hahaha, good one, Di! Hope you had a good day today.

Merilyn said...

At 75 it's nice to know that the old guy hasn't lost his sense of humour!!! Have a great week!!!

Linda in Calif. said...

Di, I love coming to your blog. It's always so entertaining!!!
(PS I like your new banner - I do feel so welcomed.)

Shirley said...

*LOL* Good one Di. Glad I eloped.

Shirley said...

*LOL* Good one Di. Glad I eloped.