THE POLICE--PART II!!!

Well---Di &co now find themselves sitting in a court room---and let me tell you we are VERY worried!!!

The Judge asks Mr. Quilt Policeman what the charges are "against" me????

Well--Judge it's like this--

Di&co. was not quilting over the week-end---in stead we found her doing the "c" words---like cleaning clothes = cleaning out the refrigerator and stove = cleaning out junk drawers = cleaning out cupboards = ETC---!!!!

Yes, I can see that here in the report--Mr. Quilt Police---you may sit down now.

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Di&co. have you hired an attorney??

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YES--your honor I have--I had to bring an old friend out of "Hiding" to represent me!!

AND who may I ask is that????

Miss Perkins--Your Honor--

Well -- has is she prepared you case?

Yes--Your Honor--

She worked on it all afternoon--

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And what where you doing --while she was doing this??

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AH---I was still working on "C"  in the kitchen--your Honor!

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I thought that the "c" plan was also to include your "quilt" room--Miss Di??

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AH--yes--Your Honor--that had been the plan on Friday--but you see it took me alot longer to do the kitchen than I planned!

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SO--Miss Di--that means you spent the not one day--BUT -- two days in the kitchen--am I correct?

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AH--Yes--your Honor!!

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SO now we are even more behind on the "c" word and on your quilt projects??

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Miss Perkins --what have you prepared to state to defend your client??

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YES--Your Honor--Jury--

Miss Di&co. works hard on all her quilting commitments--but---she really needed to do the "c" word--and in the process she has a nice shinny stove--her counter top got cleared off and now holds the new mixer--large canister of flour, one of organic sugar--she brought out an old picnic basket and put her mixing bowls and the larger measuring cups in it--so they would be easy to get two--and she no longer has a junk drawer--she is using it for her baking soda-powder--some spices and her measuring spoons and cups--and all the rest of the cupboards are cleaned and organized as well--

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WELL--Miss Perkins--all well and fine--but we will have to let the Jury decide on this issue--

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Jury's in--Your Honor!

WE the Jury find the defendant--Guilty--Your Honor--a clean home and clothes are nice---but we still decided that considering her commitments and UFO's--she should of been quilting!!

  STOP---Your Honor--the first Police officer--forgot to mention that Miss Di&co. saved some lives on Saturday while doing the "c" work in her kitchen??

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And Officer who were they??

She saved the lives of 3 nice sweet potatoes and 5 small red potatoes and the ground turkey that was in the refrigerator!!

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I will take that into consideration--
BUT--

WAIT--she did one more thing--on her breaks and while she had to sit and wait for the washer to run she managed to knit another baby hat for the Hospital!!

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OK--Officer--you may sit down now.

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Miss Di & Co. please stand while I pass sentencing!! 

I hear by sentence you to doing the "c" word every week end during the month of January 2010--seeing how you seem to "like" doing it so much--now you must do the rest of your home--so that  it shines like your "stove"--and during your breaks you will knit more baby hats--IS THIS CLEAR!!!!!!??????

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But Your Honor that is alot of work at my place this time of year--I really don't know if I can handle all of that much of the "C" word!!!!

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That my "sentence" Miss Di & co..you may go now--and take that lawyer with you!!

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Well--you can see I won't be opening my "door" on the week ends anymore---OUCH----I HATE THE "C" WORD AND NOW TO HAVE TO DO IT EVERY WEEK END!!!!

Wait--that does mean that I have "5" days in between to Quilt--OKAY!!!!!

Time to go home Miss Perkins==Miss Perkins---now where did she run off to?????

The End---til next "c" day!!!!?????!!!!!!

Hugs, Di & Co

PS think I have been watching, the TV show "Matlock" with my friend Mary morning---- too much???????  At least I am not singing the Jail house blues!!!!!